BORED AS HELL

I have a freaking good right hand. I love working with it, doing stuff with it. But there are times I can’t rely on my right hand. I have to use my left hand which is weird. Have you ever written down a prose or anything with your left hand? It doesn’t feel right. Well hello? I’m talking about you’re basic preference here, If you’re left handed try writing down something with your right hand and try to feel it. Feel it good.

So now I’m faced with a dilemma, I have to cut off my right hand and I have to learn to live with my left arm. People will probably say, dude, you’re blessed. You have another arm. Quadriplegics have nothing and you see them live. But I’m thinking, it’s not their choice. I would want to have a choice. I want to write with my right hand because I’m right handed. Also, I have nothing against left handed people, except that they’re weird. But that’s not the issue here. The issue is why can’t I write with my right hand?

A friend told me it’s going to be hard. But I will get used to it. I just hope I would have the drive to learn how to use my other hand. Baby steps for me, I don’t want to rush into things you know.

You know what I need? I need an honest to goodness paradigm shift. Because in reality, we all have to use our left hand one time or the other, it’s just that my time has come. I’ve been delaying this for so long but it is futile. Resistance is futile.

By the way, just so we’re clear, I’m not talking about masturbating.