VIGILANCE

Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty

A smart dude said that, I just can’t remember who. But that’s how I feel today. I haven’t been very vigilant these past few weeks especially with what I put into my body. I’ve gained a considerable amount of mass for the past two months, from as low as 196lbs; I’m back to 208lbs. I hate it so much right now that I’m continuing the diet update blog series. So voila!

TEN THINGS I DID WHEN I.PH WAS DOWN

Yeah, for a better part of last week, I.PH suffered a majoy down time. I blame Ade and Baddie for this outrage. For the last time guys stop jerking off behind the mainframes, your junk is short circuiting the wires and connections.

I was tagged by Ade and yes, I still don’t do meme’s well, except for this because it’s been weeks and I haven’t posted anything and I don’t want my fans to think I’m not posting anymore. LOL fans, I know, I made fun of myself there. So off the top of my head, here are the ten things I did during the down time.

CHEATING 101: PLANNING

Welcome back boys and girls! It is again the month of love, and do you guys know what this blog entry is all about? Well, if your answer is LOVE then you’re WRONG!

Do you clearly know what happens during Valentines Day? Aside from Restaurants overpricing, motels owners overbooking and condoms breaking; most of the guys and girls out there are stressed out. Their hairs standing on ends not because they’re still contemplating whether to lose their virginity or not, but because  they know all too well that Valentines Day should not only be celebrated with the official partner but it should be celebrated with the sideline as well. Get my drift?

BORED AS HELL

I have a freaking good right hand. I love working with it, doing stuff with it. But there are times I can’t rely on my right hand. I have to use my left hand which is weird. Have you ever written down a prose or anything with your left hand? It doesn’t feel right. Well hello? I’m talking about you’re basic preference here, If you’re left handed try writing down something with your right hand and try to feel it. Feel it good.

BURGERS (can’t think of a witty title)

I’ve been a burger lover for as long as I can remember, even longer. My mom recalls when I was around six or seven years old. I can eat two tropical hut hamburgers while she could only eat one. Yes I know, one day when I am old and weak, my love will come back to kill me, but hey. At least I’ll die happy and contented right?

THREE YEARS TO GO

People are talking about prophecies of Nostradamus and the Mayans that the world as we know it, will end on the year 2012 and I can see why they’re freaked out. Before the Mayan civilization ended, they predicted that the world will end on December 23, 2012. Then a couple of thousand of years after that, Nostradamus predicted the world will end in 2012. Is it a coincidence? I think not!

STUFF FLOATING AROUND

Welcome awesome people to my first blog entry of the year. I’m having trouble writing really. It’s that long term writers block since last year. It’s so annoying when you want to write about something but you can’t even form a simple sentence. So I’m powering through, I have stuff I want to share but they’re too long for Plurk but their too short to be blog entries hence, the clutter. Don’t worry; I won’t be ranting this time.

TOP EIGHT RANDOM THOUGHTS OF 2008

RALLY AND WEBSAPIENT DOUCHERY

Because Plurk is down and because I don’t have time to write a semi decent blog post, I shall, instead, rant about two things that are currently bugging me today.

First off, the ingenious idea of someone to have a GMA resign rally during one the busiest days of the fucking year. Give me a break, the second to the last Friday before Christmas and you want to stage a rally in the middle of the busiest place in the metro? I mean, are you guys fucking communists? Why not stage it in Tondo or in fucking Payatas? Think about it. You won’t have to haul tons of squatters to your freaking rally. They do comprise majority of your participants’ right? Also, nobody has to clean up your freaking mess after you’re done.

BLOGGING, SRS BIZNES

Yes folks, I’ve done it. I have gone overboard and registered a domain name for my blog. Now, I know what you’re going to ask; what the fuck are you thinking? Well, right from the start, we all know that I am no writer. I write awful entries and most of the time I blabber so much that I lose my point. I also lack the skills to make comprehensible connecting statements – just like this one.